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Eat Fresh. Eat three times the mustard.

Dear Subway, Please change your mustard policy. Yeah, okay, there are likely more valuable things I could be doing with my time, but man this bugs me. At the culmination of my sandwich order, I’m asked if I want any … Continue reading

26. February 2015 by DigitalDeron
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Made-up words should still make sense

I’m not one to get worked up over the semantics of language. I have a friend whose pet peeve is people saying, “ATM machine.”  After all, he points out, the ‘M’ already stands for ‘machine.’  You’re effectively calling it an … Continue reading

25. June 2008 by DigitalDeron
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“Hi, I’m a Mac.” “And I’m an annoying bloated piece of crap.”

Transformers isn’t the only recent release that is annoyingly inadequate and yet still has millions of customers. I had a side job that issued laptops, until they recently ran out of work and asked us to return them. Since, I … Continue reading

09. July 2007 by DigitalDeron
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